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Dan: Would you be likely to kill one parent and 'make it' with another?...


Chris: Real mom or step mom?
—Dan Raymond discussing the play Oedipus Rex with his Stage Managing class.
It's time to put our heads down on the table and take a little nap.
—Mekeel McBride trying to establish order in her Beginning Poetry class
Shake What Your Mama Gave Ya!
—Sarah Jane Marschner telling her History of Musical Theatre (THDA450) class what she says to her cast members when she directs musicals.
I can say sex just fine. It's the word
s-s-s-surgery that I have a problem with.
—M.McBride (Beginning Poetry) explaining the content of a certain poet's work.
You're gonna go sit next to Tara; she's gonna be your spiritual advisor for the day...
—M. McBride (Beginning Poetry) on Luke's inability to describe water
I gotta stop buying my teeth at Sears...Cathleen, take a note of that.
—Sarah Jane Marshner commenting on why she drooled in the middle of a sentence.
This one time, at Band Camp...
—<body text="red"><b>Professor Freakazoid,</b> sharing with the class, what he saw as his first truly liberating experience